10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson