10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP