10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.