10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"