10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Welcome to kicker school