10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Why not, when some because there are three.