10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!