10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.