10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.