10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant