10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.