10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth