10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters