10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Welcome to kicker school
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth