10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.