10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003