10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders