10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.