10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.