10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!