10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson