10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery