10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion