10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- It's Free To Fold...
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.