10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?