10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen