10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer