10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986