10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves