10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.