10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack