10 Random Poker Quotes

if u play for the thrill u are ill
Fold and live to fold again
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
"if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
im going to 2 out you to death
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-