10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.