10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury