10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977