10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fold and live to fold again
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.