10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die