10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water