10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.