10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.