10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
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