10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• It's Free To Fold...
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for loners.