10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.