10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"