10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson