10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth