10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"