10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.