10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker