10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.